For Sale Cheap ~ A Two for One Deal!

For Sale  Cheap ! Aren’t they cute?  So sweet, twin boys!

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Not today, now they are teenagers and they are not so cute or sweet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Maybe because it is Friday, or it could be a full moon, but we just had one of those mornings.  I thought you would enjoy the melodious sounds of our house living better!

Here are the phrases that came out of my mouth this morning between 6:30am and 7:50 am almost verbatim, until the bus picked them up and I slammed the garage door shut!

Get up…your homework isn’t finished!

Where is your lunch box?

Is that your alarm still beeping?

Put that down…. NOW!

Turn off the laptop.

Why didn’t you do this last night?

Did someone leave the water running upstairs?

What do you mean you don’t have the assignment?

No, you are not wearing that today….put it away.

STOP throwing belts in the laundry!

Whose is this?

OMG did you just spill orange juice on the sandwiches I just made?

Let the dogs in…

No you cannot give your lacrosse stick away to your friend.

Get your stuff off the kitchen table!

If you miss the toilet again you are going to sit in it!

Give me a hug and kiss!

Put the glass in the dishwasher…. no you put it in the sink…. don’t lie to me…now you can put all the dishes in the dishwasher!

Stop pushing him on the ground….. STOP spitting it’s gross!

Oh really, it’s that funny…. you’ll have fun being grounded this weekend!

I’m leaving this crazy place… stop laughing… I love you… GO TO SCHOOL!

(Sound of Garage Door Slam!)

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4 responses to “For Sale Cheap ~ A Two for One Deal!

  1. How about I add one more kid for a buy 2 get 1 free deal?

  2. And remember you have good kids –

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